niggas be wanting bitches wit crazy unrealistic body measurements like 40-12-85 but have the audacity to have small ashy dicks :/

Anonymous said: Are you mixed?


Yes, i’m half mom and half dad.

Usher did not write Confessions for y’all to still be having side chicks

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do you solemnly swear to stay in your lane, your whole lane, and nothing but your lane

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im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

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i’ve been meaning to go on a diet for about 5 years

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